On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Eagle gave to me:
12 pushrods pushing...
11 tiny rust spots...
10-inch wide rims (well, almost)...
9 starter gear teeth...
8 steel clutch plates...
7 ignition wires...
6 pistons pumping...
FIVE! SEAT! BELTS!
Four-wheel drive...
Three ash trays...
Two different keys...
And a sketchy OEM bumper jack.
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